I have failed the Horde, I must die.
This looks like a very weird haiku...
Take that tea tray off your back and come inside the soup's getting cold!!!
How many times do I have to tell you not to go fucking around in Shadowfang Keep?
Son, your true calling is with your family, over in the Eastern Kingdoms with the Alliance. Join us in wiping Westfall clean of infectious rodents and cutthroats!
My Son, the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name....Arthas.